Doctor Oz Is Not a Real Quack, He Only Plays One On TV
First, Trump went in search of his African American and found one at one of his rallies — he was quick (finger him or) to point him out to his White followers, who were fascinated by a black face in the midst of a sea of white faces.
Look, at my African American over there! Trump declared…
Poor chap. After braving a host of Trump’s followers who are known for their hostility and violent behavior towards anyone that doesn’t look like them… would now after the rally have to go back to his neighborhood of crime, where he’s not able to walk down the street without being shot.
He was caught between a rock and a hard place. Wonder how he made it to the rally without being shot?
No wonder Donald asked him: What the hell do you have to loose? After finding his Black in the crowd.
Next Trump went in search of his Muslim and found one willing to make grand pronouncements of his excellent health. He found him in the form of the famous Bush Doctor of OZ.
Dr. Oz who is well known among his peers for peddling snake oil was more than happy to accommodate Trump and continue in vein of medical practice, which is to be a major hyper of medical fiction.
The news of Trumps health was indeed bigly and of tremendously importance. Because after the doctor who is not a real quack, but plays one on TV makes his diagnosis of Trumps health, the inquiry by the Press was over. Safe to say everyone believed what the great Doctor Zulu Oz had to say.
Let’s drink to Donald’s tremendously health, it is bigly.
