The President Likes A Man With A Strong Handshake… SHINZO

Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzō Abe, shake hands with President Trump on Friday and soon realize that what other world leaders have been whispering behind closed doors (about Trump) is true.

After Trump had released Shinzo hand, you can see the Prime Minister rolling his eyes in an uncomfortable way, as if to say: Wow, WTF was that all about?

Shinzo Abe gave the President a “gold” golf club, as a “house-warming” gift and a goodwill gesture toward fostering a healthy relationship between the two countries.

During the handshake, Trump held on to the Prime Minister’s hand for at least 18 minutes, but to Shinzo, it must have felt like an eternity, by his reaction and look on his face.

In all fairness to the President, holding on to someone’s hand during a handshake appears to be his M.O., even though, he claims to be a germaphobe, when he tried to dismiss the rumor that he was involved in a “golden shower” incident in Russia.

Well, he might be a germaphobe; therefore that precludes him from shaking hands and getting golden showers — but he has no problem grabbing strange women by their pvzzy — without knowing anything about their personal hygiene.

Well, grab some Tic-Tac Trumpee, before you kiss Shinzo and grab him by the — oh well, that’s OK, at least, he’s your buddy.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin