Quick Draw, One Bloody Mary Coming Up!
[Saint Petersburg, FL]
A Florida Woman Reached Between Her Legs and Pulled Out Her Tampon Before a Cop Could Pull his Taser.
A Saint Petersburg police officer responded to a scene to break up a fight and got hit a tampon.
After hitting the officer with Santa Clauses red and white hat, the woman, 28-yeard-old Tascora Fields was tasered and arrested.
The officer is recovering just fine… There’s nothing to see here folks, just keep moving along.
Man Entered The Wrong Pit, Dogy Style.
[Tampa FL]
Tampa Police Arrested 57-year-old Bernard Marsonek for having sex with one of his eight pit bulls, in the middle of the day.
Marsonek neighbors reportedly called police when he was witnessed getting it on with one of his eight dogs in his yard. His neighbors tried to get him to stop, but his snake was in too deep in the pit to take it out.
Police obtained a warrant to searched his home and rescued eight pit bulls from his house.
Bond was set at 17,500 for the convicted felon.
Man Confused His Bay Dog For His “Baby Girl.”
This week, a second Florida man (Bradley Hubbard) was arrested and charged with animal cruelty, after a female relative of his called police to report that Bradley was having sex with the family’s pit bull.
Bradley’s cousin said the abuse has been going on for years, but she just could not take it anymore and decided to call the police.
It is believed that Hubbard has had sex with the dog more than a hundred times.
The name of the abused animal was “Baby Girl.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
Gangster Rapper Snoop Dogg might not be safe in Florida anymore.
Old Mother Hubbard’s Great Grand Son
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