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The Democrats present to the American people for President, a wobbly group of builders without a blueprint or floor plan.

So far it’s mostly the he-clowns and she-clowns and half-empty barrels of the Democratic Party who have thrown their hats in the ring to run for president. One of the more viable candidates and fierest competitor for President Trump is sixty-nine year-oldSenator Elizabeth Warren. There is no doubt that Warren is capable of getting some voters to take her seriously. She’s won a Senate race in Massachusettes.

Sen. Warren is intelligent but comes with heavy baggage. She carries around a razzle, dazzles bag of stardust that she disperses on the simple-minded. But most sensible people see her as just a squeaking woman with a penchant for touting super-liberal fantasies. Warren wants to be President Robinhood.

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God bless Senator Warren’s husband to be able to put up with the squeaks coming from her voicebox for so many years. The nation is not ready for those squeaks on the world stage. YIKES! Senator Warren (a.k.a. Pocahontas) is a middleweight.

Julian Castro, 44-years-old (former Mayor of San Antonio, and Secretary of Housing and Urban Development) is a second-generation Mexican American who thinks he’s the reincarnation of Pancho Villa, a.k.a. Jose Arango Arambula. Castro who served in the Obama administration is brilliant but has as much charm as a doorknob.

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He is hell-bent on seeing to it that Mexico does not pay for Donald Trump’s border wall.

Castro is a Welterweight. To many Americans, Castro is too ethnic to be President — somewhat like Jesse Jackson was back in his hay-day — bright but too ethnic to be president.

These Dems are eyeing President Trump and thinking to themselves, hey if he (a Reality TV Star) can do it, so can I. Trump is charismatic.

Currently, the top-notch donkey to throw its hat in the ring is Senator Kamala Harris. Harris is a former California State Prosecutor. She also is very intelligent but comes across as someone who is on some sort of (legal drug) medication to keep her stable. During Senate confirmation hearings, Harris is as relentless as a pit bull — latching on to its opponent — with her line of questioning of nominees.

Harris often reduces bold, intelligent men to stuttering, sniveling weasels during their hiring process. Senator Harris is a Californian born American. She’s part Indian (on her mother’s side) and has a Jamaican father — both her late mother and her still living father was/is respectively highly intelligent people.

Harris seems to get off on humiliating people. sociapathic?

Fifty-four-year-old Harris is known as a pit bull in a skirt — not unlike gangster-rapper Eve. The difference between them is: Eve used her body to get where she is; while Harris used her brain — though there have been rumors about Kamala Harris’ body temperature.

Harris is more politically akin to Bill and Hillary Clinton. They talk “the Black talk” out of sheer political expediency but secretly conspire to castrate black men. Harris is a media darling, but she is a clear and imminent danger to African-Americans.

Senator Harris is a Middleweight. Harris could punch upwards.

Rep Tulsi Gabbard: A reformed red neck turn Democrat. Gabbard could be easily described as the female version of former Senator Robert Byrd. Gabbard trumps up her past as an extreme diversity denialist of being raised in a Conservative Republican family with bigoted views.

The one good thing Rep Gabbard has going for her is that she is a military veteran. So far of all the candidates to announce their candidacy, she comes across as the more stable person of the pack.

Gabbard and Trump comparisons? The last persons to switched party affiliation based on political expediency, during a campaign, aside from Bernie Sanders and confused Ross Perot, was Donald Trump. And so far Trump has proved himself to be an awful B J with consecutive lousy hair days — creating one hateful political disaster after another.

Representative Tulsi Gabbard is a Light Welterweight with the potential to punch upwards.

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY). Kirsten pronounced as curse ten or ten curses is known to many as a flip-flopping back stabbing Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde type person. Kirsten is known for knifing both friends and foes alike in the back. She is considered as a rancid political opportunist of a third kind.

Sen Kirsten Gillibrand Perched to fly over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Having the 52-year-old Gillibrand in the White House would mean the Department of Defense would have to give her pseudo-nuclear codes. It is believed by some that a major catastrophic event could occur if Gillibrand were to take control of the real nuclear codes — if she won the presidency.

Kirsten Gillibrand is pip-squeak Featherweight.

But say what you want about Trump — whether he’s bigoted or not — he has charisma. plus he has the unemotional and detach-ability character of a strong leader.

These are the junior varsity lightweight contenders who have thrown their hats in the ring: Richard Ojeda, Pete Buttigieg, Mayor of South Bend
Indiana, Andrew Yang, and John Delaney.

These are the strategizing slow planners: Cory Booker, 49, the former Newark mayor. Booker is articulate and confrontational. Booker thinks he’s Spartacus — leader of some escaped slaves of the past. 

Well, at least he did not say he was Nat Turner because that would have white Americans looking at him sideways.

Sen. Cory “DJango Unchained” Booker

Many people think Booker is comparable to Senator Lindsey Graham, who some say is a gay man who is too frightened to come out of the closet. Booker is a Light Heavyweight.

Hey Cory, you can come out buddy, ain’t nobody going to bother you.

Beto O’Rouke the former Texas congressman is yet to throw his hat in the ring. O’Rouke is charismatic. He ran an impressively, great race against U.S. Senator Ted Cruz and lost. The question is: can O’Rouke transfer his southern charm to the national stage? O’Rouke is a light heavyweight.

Undecided Heavyweights: former Vice President Joe Biden, Howard Shultz (formerly of Star Bucks), Michael Bloomberg, former Mayor of NYC, and former Mayor of New Orleans, Mitch Landrieu.


To date, the Democrats have yet to put on display a super heavyweight to take on President Trump.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin

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