Carlos Santana: Beyonce’s No Black Magic Woman… On Her “Stunt” Performances — Gets Slammed By Her Fans

Girl, Shake What Your Mama Gave You

Beyonce’s concert performances save me from going to the Strip Club.

Make no mistake about it, Beyoncé is a very talented artist. She does know how to carry a tune, and she carries it well. In fact, when Beyoncé’s voice is compared to other female musical artists, the likes of Rihanna, Arianna Grande, Britney Spears or J-Lo — she outpaced the others by far, regarding vocal ability.

In fact, when Beyoncé’s voice is compared to other female musical artists, the likes of Rihanna, Arianna Grande, Britney Spears or J-Lo — she outpaced the others by far, regarding vocal ability.

Still, Beyoncé is yet to win an “Album of The Year” award — this some people crying foul. But not everyone believes she should have won. One such person is Carlos Santana.

So the legendary musician Santana made a statement about Beyoncé not winning the Grammy for the 2016 Album of the year. Instead, the Grammy went to Britain’s super-range vocalist Adele.

Here is what Santana said that set off a firestorm:

With all respect to our sister Beyoncé, Beyoncé is very beautiful to look at and it’s more like modeling kind of music ― music to model a dress ― she’s not a singer, singer, with all respect to her.

Santana got stung by the Beehive for speaking those words.

The one thing the acts mentioned above have in common is that they’re for the most part, “stunners” or body “flossing” acts. Their performance consists mostly of showing off their body and the latest dance moves.

The concerts are mainly shown with a lead dancer and several “prop” dancers. The shows indicate that they are not necessarily about vocal gymnastics — they are more razzle-dazzle look at how my ass wriggle.

And that is fine. More power to the empowerment of the dancing girls.

I watch these artists on Television so won’t have to go to the Strip Joint. When I watch, at home, I get up and slap the Television on the ass and go to sleep. Stick my dollar bills under my mattress.

At the strip club, if you slap the dancers on the ass, the bouncers want to fight with you. Sorry, sir, I didn’t know she was your woman. She wiggles her ass in my face; I stick a few dollars in… I thought it was OK to slap her asset.

I can’t be bothered with all that. So Beyonce’s got me as a fan, she serves a purpose.

Therefore, I agree with Santana: A singer, singer, she’s not. I didn’t steal her “Crazy In Love” video of the tube. I paid for it on iTunes.

However; I didn’t steal her “Crazy In Love” video of the tube. I paid for it on iTunes.

I’m sure, Santana would agree that Singer, singers do exist in the form of Alicia Keys, Christine Aguilera, and Jennifer Hudson.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin

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