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While performing on stage at the Comedy House; comic Steve Brown was attacked by an empty barrel known as Marvin.
The goon who attacked Brown, reportedly, was filled with possibly moonshine or whatever they sell at the Comedy House.
It was learned that the attacker’s name is Marvin, not because of excellent police work, but because his friends or family members were yelling out his name during the commission of his felonious act.
The Keystone Cops from the Sheriff Department haven’t arrested anyone in the incident or identified the perpetrator — The Guerilla In The Mist: Lynch Mob
Brown in a video that he released claimed that there was no heckling before the inhabitant from the planet of the Apes jumped on stage and began swinging at him.
As the comedian ran around the stage to escape his attacker, who employed a mike stand and stool as weapons, Brown failed to use the stool or stage curtain to subdue the grizzly bear.
The assault was 30 seconds old before other patrons entered the stage to calm the stool wielding attacker down.
Four other people were injured during the incident, including a security guard. They intend to press charges when PD arrests in the event.
Folks are still trying to figure out if the event was sparked by a love triangle, with Godzilla in the middle or just an alcohol-filled mischievous imp out of control.
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Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin
