Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Not unlike Reggae Artist Shaggy Says: It Wasn’t Me.

Oops, it's time for a drink. Hick.

The best defense: deny, deny, deny.

Here’s why Brett Kavanaugh will be confirmed to the United States Supreme Court.

Kavanaugh has a 90 percent chance of being the next US Supreme Court Justice because he has proved himself as a competent liar.

In the face several women coming forward with allegations of sexual misconduct charges against Kavanaugh, he has adopted the Shaggy defense (stance) of #itwasn’tme.

The It wasn’t me defense schools the accuse in the art of being a liar. It doesn’t matter how much glaring evidence is presented against an accused: his/her answer must always be, “It wasn’t me.”

The first torpedo fired at the high court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s dream of becoming a member SCOTUS came from his first accuser Christine Blasey Ford.

C. B. Ford gives her opening statement before Sen. Judiciary Committee

C.B. Ford claims that as a fifteen-year-old — Kavanaugh, then seventeen years old — while at a party, fondled her and attempted to take her clothes off — against her will.

When she screamed, Kavanaugh placed his hand over her mouth and muffled her scream.

Ford says that the Kavanaugh’s assault was thawed by the third person in the room Kavanaugh’s friend Mark Judge.

Mark Judge has denied the incident took place but refused to deny it under oath.

Kavanaugh also has denied any such event took place involving himself and Ford.

Is Brett Kavanaugh a bold face liar? Yes, he is. Is Kavanaugh a closeted alcoholic? He is. His facial features from his top lip down to his chin scream: I’m an alcoholic. 

Will he be confirmed? Yes. The main reason being, the members of the Republican Judiciary Committee, are all old school sexist.

Put all that aside, C B Ford has the credibility demons that she failed to mask during testimony.

Although at first Ford’s story seems credible,  once she took the witness stand on Thursday her story became plausible — regardless of the Mainstream Media’s attempt to program viewers minds to the contrary.

During testimony, on Thursday, Ford revealed that she was forced into the room by Brett and Mark Judge. Add kidnap to the charge made against Kavanaugh?

With that on the table, Kavanaugh will be confirmed because CB Ford came across as confused, unsure and uncredible.

Debra Ramirez says Kavanaugh put his wanker in her face while in college

She seems more interested in using psychological terms (Indelible in the Hippocampus Is the laughter)

to bolster academic achievements.

Ford’s usage of brain chemistry terminologies… (“The neurotransmitter epinephrine, Ford explained, “codes memories into the hippocampus, and so the trauma-related experience is locked there, whereas other details kind of drift,”) she said, which seems even to confuse her backer, Diane Feinstein.

The other accusers Deborah Ramirez and Julie Swetnick are alcoholics themselves who have canted and recanted their stories about Kavanaugh being a drunkard — which he is.

To make matters worse, now here comes the Al Sharpton of the White Community on behalf of another accuser — attorney Michael Avenatti.

Protester at hearings

That is all that is needed; Avenatti, another monkey to try and stop the show.

As angry and disheveled as the nominee demeanor was during Thursday’s hearing, he will be confirmed because men are allowed to be that way without rebuttal.

#It Wasn’t Me.

How you can grant your woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turns into a killer
Let’s review the situation that you’re caught up inna
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she says a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she says
And if she claims ah you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
Heard the screams get louder (It wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn’t me
Makes you know say that she really no right for vex
A never you she see yah make the gigolo flex
A smaddy else a favor you inna di complex
Seein’ is believin’, so you better change your specs
You know she a go bring a whole heap a things up from the past
All the little evident, you betta know fe mask
Quick ‘pon yuh hansa, know how fe talk
But if she pack a gun, you know, you betta run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
Heard the screams get louder (It wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
You may think that you’re a player
But you’re completely lost
That’s why I sing
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin

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