The Beverly Hillbillies have arrived in Washington Wearing Expensive Suits.

And they come with a vengeance and an entourage of muck and gutter virus that is spreading and causing damage like the dengue fever and the black plague combined.

President Donald Trump now can be compared to the world’s most Debilitating virus. Special counsel Robert Mueller is the physician tasked to cleanse the White House (body) of an illness that is more contagious than the common cold in the summer.

It is a debilitating disease that grabbed hold of about 60 million American cult followers of Trump and has affected their brain function and impair their thought processes.

Unfortunately, the sick body (Trump White House) and most of its organs/staffers — or quite a few cabinet members within Trump’s orbit will have to be examined by the physician and his staff — if the body will be cured of its illness.

Some people suggest an exorcism to rid the People’s House of the occupying forces in there now spewing vomit everywhere.

Comparatively speaking, these gutter rats make Blair Underwood look like a saint.

Money can’t buy you, class. On Thursday, Trump’s new hire: Gutterrat Anthony Scaramucci laid into the then White House chief of staff Reince Priebus and called him

“a f–king paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci ranted at Ryan Lizza of The New Yorker,  the magazine reported Thursday.

The President’s sycophant, the Scar is a product of  Harvard Law school. What is Harvard Law School producing? It used to be one of the crème de la crème universities. Now it seems to be the creme of the crap — but it is still crap.

Reince Priebus is a graduate of Miami School of Law, which was considered the Harvard of the south when I attended, as an undergraduate.

One can cover and douse crap with money and perfume but, at the end of the day, s**t is still s**t — whether it comes adorned in a five thousand dollar Brunello Cuccinelli suit or not.

Even former White House press secretary Sean Spicer, the man who dresses like a third world trailer park trash skipped out on Scaramucci when he became Trump’s communications director of the White House.

Spicer could not bear the stench that comes along in the personification of Scaramucci. Anthony the Scar Mouche’s wife Deidre Scaramucci, 38, is also trying to get away from his stench.

She recently filed to divorce herself from him while she was nine months pregnant with their child.

After three years of marriage, Deidre filed divorce papers on July 6 in Nassau County Supreme Court.

She’s since given birth to their healthy son.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin