When the task of eating an elephant seem insurmountable… How do you eat an elephant?
Answer: One mouthful at a time.
How do you cook crabs in a pot, without them knowing that are being cooked?
Answer: By gradually turning up the heat on the stove, underneath the pot that they are in.
How does Donald Trump schlong the American people without them knowing that they’re being schlonged?
Answer: By rubbing KY Jelly on his fingers and Vaseline all over their eyes. LOL. They can’t see a thing.
They are so enamored by Trump’s frazzle dazzle con game that even when he’s grabbed them by the bushy… they see him do it, they feel it, and when they say: Oh, you just grabbed me by Adam’s Apple!
Donald’s response: No I did not! Who you’re going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
Their answer: YOU. I believe you Donald.
Just keep pouring your snake oil all over my body President Pharaoh.
It is plain to see that Trump is steadily and gradually turning up the heat on the American people, while chomping on Republican Elephant one mouthful at a time and normalizing the highest Human Office in the land as a family run business.
All the while, his hypnotized followers who are given to following cult leaders and pied pipers have all have acquiesced and agreed to be bamboozled and charmed by this snake charmer, charming ever so sweetly.
So far, Trump has bankrupt and ran into the ground four of his family ran businesses.
Will the Unites States of America be the 5th?
Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin
