A Close Encounter of a Fat Kind.
Take me to your leader; I need your Tootsie Rolls.
Not since the Mangaroo fight — a YouTube video showing an Australian man fighting a kangaroo went viral has there been a funnier fight video on the Internet.
It’s safe to say, whale watching has never been this much fun.
In June of this year, an angry woman walked into a Planet Fitness gym with a red robe and lost it after arguing with the front desk clerk about Tootsie Rolls.
It appears; she needed more Tootsie Rolls than he was willing to give or maybe his Tootsie Roll did not measure up to her expectations.
Subsequently, like a colorblind mad bull sensing motion in front of him — she attacked the clerk.
As she yelled and screamed, I will kill you,” the chubby woman was able to scale the front counter in a single bound as if she was Superman.
Both the clerk (a young skinny man) and the woman who floated into the gym (somehow, you get the feeling Goodyear is missing a blimp) seem to have a future in the boxing ring as professional boxers.
During the attack, big momma moved with exceptional speed and kicked like an MMA boxer, as well as displayed great stamina.
Meanwhile, the little skinny front desk clerk — the victim — bobbed and weaved with his hands by his side before connecting with a lightning-fast left hook that sent the wife of the Snowman rolling.
Well, score one for the store clerk Rick Ralls, skinny man big balls but a small Tootsie Roll.
This duo needs to take this/their show on the road — make the circus fun again.
Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin
