Piss Pots, Sex Toys, and Bladder Disease Stolen.

A gold rush was on inside two of the Atlanta homes of R&B singer R. Kelly after he went on tour. 

The mega-talented star who is known not just for his songwriting and crooning skills but also for pissing on women during sex — giving them “golden showers” is alleging that someone(s) cleaned out his residence while he was on tour.

Kelly also is known for sticking his crotch in the faces of females fans during his stage antics and has been accused of having a pissy smelling crotch according to some female fans.

Some say the Ram Goat smell comes from him riding on a tour bus for hours then going on stage to perform straight from the bus.

Reported Kelly does not like to fly on airplanes, regardless of what his hit single “I believe I Can Fly” promotes.

Kelly’s Youtube video of him moping about his missing belongings did not reveal if there were security cameras inside and outside of his house.

It just him in the backdrop of what appears to be the interior of a dingy residence.

There’s no word on whether Mr. Big has anything to do with the theft. But for sure, while Kelly was going out through the front door someone was coming in through the back.

TMZ is reporting that Atlanta police are saying that one of Kelly’s associates, Alfonso Walker, was fingered as the mastermind behind the burglary.

No word if anyone else has fingered Walker and whether or not he enjoyed being fingered.

PD K-nine dogs should be able to identify Kelly’s furniture when found readily. Just train them to sniff for urine.

Kelly blamed the burglary on someone he’s known for 25 – 30 years and he thanked the police department for recovering some of his piss. Good luck Kelly, as you’re “Standing There Looking in the Mirror.” Hope the justice system bring the Perp to justice.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin