146-Year-Old Circus Yields To Trump Show

Perhaps, fearing that they would not be able to compete with the new president and Clown-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus announced that it will close shop in May 2017.

What was once billed as “The Greatest Show On Earth,” will now yield to the Trump Show that will come to town January 20, 2017.

The nation will be glued to their Television screens and Social Media, as a new set of elephants (this time labeled the GOP) rampage their way through Washington, like crazed bulls in a China Shop.

To date, the ringmaster has given positions to the people who are willing to kiss his ring and kiss you know where. Somewhat like his infamous statement of, “Blood coming out of her eyes, nose and you know what.”

Dream-girls star Jennifer Holiday canceled her Trump Inauguration day performance. She complained in a CNN interview that she’d received a lot complaints from the LGBT community. Holiday saved her most critical attack for members of the African-American community for calling her names on Social, Media.

In an interview, Negro con man, pastor Daryl Scott also went after Rep John Lewis. Lewis claims that Trump is not a “Legitimate President.”

People on the streets, when asked what their thoughts were on  so-called pastor Scott?’ One man states that they suspect that Donald Trump thinks Daryl Scott is a “Good rear-end-kisser.” One of the best he’s had.

One man who refused to be named, states that he believes Scott is the kind of N*&&er who would criticize Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks, if Donald Trump unleashed him to do so.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin