Ladies and Gentlemen, The Cuckoo has Landed — With Staff In Tow!

For the past five days, since January 20, 2017, world citizens have been watching the world’s most dangerous man, who now calls the people’s house his residence.

Arrested developmentally challenged Real Estate con man Donald Trump has been given the codes to what is known as the “Football” or in other words the trigger to a Nuclear arsenal that can destroy the planet earth a thousand times over.

Upon until recently, the world had just one mad man with nuclear weapons to worry about — Kim Jung  Un of North Korea. Now the world has two madmen to fret over, with nuclear weapons — an impulsive President Trump in North America and Un. Trump has more powerful weapons than Un.

Since arriving in Washington, the Head Cuckoo has been trying to keep his pledge of undoing President Obama’s legacy. He’s signed executive orders that he’s not capable of fully understanding their far-reaching impact. But as long as his henchmen tell him to sign an order, he signs away.

He has unleashed a hostile Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, on the reporters and the American people.

He has sent out his Special Counsel, Kellyanne Conway, to convince the public that there are alternate facts to truths.

Based upon threats made against Mexicans, it appears that the bull-headed president has the Bulls bucking on Wall Street.

Now that’s a whole lot-of-bull… he’s talking.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin