Live Wire Act Of An Unskilled Walker; Puts The World On Edge

The world is holding its collective breath. It is hoping for the best but it’s preparing for the worst, from President Trump and his henchmen.

 On Saturday, there were 600 plus protest marches worldwide and more than 300 in the United States. From Brittain to Paris to Miami, Washington, Chicago and California millions marched to show their displeasure and fears of a Trump Presidency.

Meanwhile, the braggart now known as President Trump stopped by

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the CIA’s headquarters and bragged about the large crowd of people that came out to his inauguration ceremony on Friday.

Trump bragged about the IQ of his Cabinet, claiming that it has the highest IQ ever. His Press Secretary Sean Spicer denounced the media and claimed that they underestimated people count at his inauguration.

In a rambled and disjointed speech to CIA employees, Trump stated: I’m with the CIA 1000% to which he got a rousing round of applause.

Hundreds of thousands of women went to Washington and dared Trump to grab them by the bushy.

He chickened out.

America is in the spotlight on the world stage like never before.

Other nations are watching and thinking: This has to be a bad dream that they’re having, or that if what they’re witnessing is real — at some point, the Americans are going to jump out from behind a building and yell… You’ve been punked! Look, the cameras are over there. This is just a Reality TV Show.

Then they will breathe a collective sigh of relief, Oh thank God, it was just a bad joke that went out of control — they’ll say.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin