Ms. Kitty From Gunsmoke Is Back.

FORESTDALE, Ala.

On Wednesday, June 6th, twenty-four-year-old Rachel Calhoun walked into a Regions Bank branch in Forestdale Alabama and handed the bank’s manager a note that demanded money for sex.

The coochie wielding bandit note demanded six thousand dollars ($6000,00) from the bank vault in exchange for sexual favors.

The note of the female desperado suggests if the manager turned down her offer to do the hoochie-coochie, she would file assault and rape charges against him.

A Mee Too movement escapee has gone wild.

You silly rabbit, tricks are made for Donald Trump, and you are no Stormy Daniels.

After he read the note, the manager called the police, and Ms. Calhoun was taken into custody.

At a press conference, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Randy Christian says the deputies “saved this employee from something. I’m not sure exactly what, but we saved him from something.”

Who knows how many Tom, DICK, and Harrys she has shot in the past.

One thing for sure is, she needs Jesus.

Maybe Pastor T. D. Jakes can set her free by placing his hand on her forehead and yell “Woman, Thou Art Loosed.”

It is hoped that Ms. Calhoun will get the help, she desperately needs.

The young Ms. Kitty left the bank with an empty kitty wearing a pair of silver bangles courtesy of the state. She was charged with attempted extortion and theft — according to the sheriff’s office.

Had this been a Wells Fargo Bank manager, ten to one he would have stolen one dollar from six thousand bank customers to pay for the pleasure principle. And none would be the wiser.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin