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Oscar: Mealy Mouth Jimmy Kimmel Returns As Host.

From Oscar So White to Oscar Has A Penis — Cut It Off!

Jimmied Kimmel forced his way into the household of millions of Americans tonight; as he launched a 2020 campaign for some unimaginative, lazy Democrats.

There are a time and place for everything. Shut up and entertain!

The show started out in black and white footage and Jimmied Kimmel as announcer blasting red necks, misogynist, and men as sexual harassers.

He then celebrated a dickless statue for the show’s name’s sake — a golden image of an Oscar.

Soon after lamenting the fact that women directed only 11% of Hollywood movies, Kimmel forgot his Liberal agenda and political correctness stance and referenced “actress” Meryl Streep as an actor.

One could have just as quickly turned into MSNBC, CNN for the same lengthy political commentaries.

Although I fell asleep halfway through the night’s monkey business, I woke up in time to catch rapper Common forcing everyone in the audience to stand to his sideshow.

It is not clear if there was a disabled person in a wheelchair who told Common to go f@*k himself, “I ain’t getting up.”

Now, out of fear, even the Fox News (actors and) subscribers in the audience stood up because they did not want to be known as racist. And it is fair to say some of them are — racist.

But you don’t bully people out of the closet when they’re just out for a night of celebration of their craft and hard work that has nothing to do with racism.

When Fox News host Laura Ingraham admonished Lebron James “just to shut up and dribble,” she was dead wrong for saying it, because James did not make his political statement while on the Basketball Court playing his game.

His timing and the forum where he chose to say it was right on.

At the inception of the show, Kimell encouraged Oscar winners to take as much time to talk about any liberal political agenda they wanted to talk discussed.

Thankfully, the Donald Trump supporters that won Oscars tonight did not shout out “Build the wall” as the slant progressed.

The First award of the night went to Sam Rockwell for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

The Black Hope Hicks of Hollywood, Taraji P. Henson, came on stage pandering her ware, wearing a black covering with a slit from toe to the bottom of her vagina. Talk about objectifying women.

It’s understandable; she’s used to getting money to pay her big bills, the only way she knows how. Is it too late to turn back now?

One of the big winners of the night was Kobe Bryant.

Staff Writer: Clinton Franklin