As ordered by the President: You are fired!

Fearing for his job, ratface Attorney General Jeff Sessions commits a sneak attack on a career FBI employee.

Although the President applauds it, Sessions move could still prove to be kamikaze because of the nature of his boss Donald Trump often prove as perilous for those in his orbit.

Andy McCabe did not commit any felonious acts, nor has he perjured himself.

But after 21 plus years of service to the bureau, he stands to lose his pension based on the vindictiveness of a President and cowardice of the US Attorney General.

McCabe was set to retire from the bureau on Sunday officially, March 18, 2018 (on his birthday). However, ratface Sessions moved on McCabe — like Trump would say — “like a bitch” and fired him at 2200 hours — just 14 hours before his pension was set to take effect.

Top-ranking Republicans; long known for eating its own like a snake eating itself from the tail up have fired one of their own (McCabe) for trying to be a right doing person.

In what can only be described as another attempt to cover up a cover-up by the Trump administration, the Repugs (House and Senate) have strike again.

In a statement made to cover up his dastardly deed, AG Sessions says:

“[B]ased on the report of the Inspector General, the findings of the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility, and the recommendation of the Department’s senior career official, I have terminated the employment of Andrew McCabe effective immediately.” 

In a congratulatory hug to himself, Pres Trump tweeted:

“Andrew McCabe FIRED, an excellent day for the hardworking men and women of the FBI – An excellent day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!”