Man Went For Dinner With His Family, Then Ate His Neighbor’s Face (Florida Round Up)
[STUART, FL] A 20-year-old Man Left a Family Dinner, at Duffy’s Restaurant, Then Went and Ate His Neighbor’s Face Off — according to police. Austin […Read More]
Month: February 2017
Sturmabteilung of Donald Trump Detained Muhammad Ali Jr. At Fort Lauderdale Airport, Questioned His Religion.
Miami Stormtroopers detained the son of the late Muhammad Ali, at the Airport, and asked where he got his name from and what was his […Read More]
Kylie Jenner Tries To Raise The Bar For A Biz Meeting. Washed Up Harlem Globetrotter Digging For Gold: Says Ex Husband
10 Pounds of Silicone, Guarantees She’ll Bring the Bacon Home. Go West Young Man, Go West! There’s nothing weird in Hollywood. In the City of Lights, […Read More]
Wells Fargo Bank Customer Robbed: This Time Not By Bank Managers — But By Local Robbers (Florida Round Up)
Wells Fargo Bank Customer Robbed At Knife Point, in Broad Day Light — Hollywood, Florida. [Hollywood, FL] It seems like the customers of Wells […Read More]
From A Sex Pot To A Queen Of Pop, Rihanna Sets New Record — Surpassed Michael Jackson’s
Thirty at 29 years of age. Robyn Rihanna Fenty A.K.A. “Rihanna” has just passed the King of Pop (Michael Jackson’s) Billboard Magazine record for having […Read More]
Carlos Santana: Beyonce’s No Black Magic Woman… On Her “Stunt” Performances — Gets Slammed By Her Fans
Beyonce’s concert performances save me from going to the Strip Club. Make no mistake about it, Beyoncé is a very talented artist. She does know how […Read More]
President Wack-a-Doodle Job Offer Turned Down — By A Sane General Harward
Retired Vice Admiral Robert Harward turned down Trump’s NSA Job offer — calls it a s**t sandwich. The President still has three more people […Read More]
“Breaking News” Justin Trudeau Given The Goo Goo Eyes By Ivanka Trump
We Can Be Totally Discreet, If Only For One Night — Her Eyes Whispered. When Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visited the White on Monday, […Read More]
Lauderhill Dirt Bike Takes On Broward Sheriff’s Office EMT. Threesome Leads To Fight, Menage A Trois.
LAUDERHILL, FL. BSO Fire Rescue Truck Cleanup Dirt Bike. A 31-year-old Lauderhill man, identified as Jerron Pratt, drove a toy-like ATV into a BSO Fire […Read More]
Blasphemy! The Grandson Of Lynchers Draws A Bad Parallel Between Education Secretary Devos And Jim Crow Law
Comparing the entrance of multi-billionaire Betsy Devos into a Washington D.C. public school (last week) to that of African-American children facing discrimination — in […Read More]
From A Cabinet Full Of Viagra Men, Now To A White House Chock-Full Of Liars.
There’s A New Set Of Verbiage Being Spoon-fed To The Public To Sugar Coat Lies. When Trump’s Minister of Propaganda (Kellyanne Conway) isn’t out […Read More]
National Security Advisor: Michael Flynn Forced To Resign — Amidst Fears Of Russia Blackmail.
24 Days of Madness And Chaos. One Cuckoo Falls From The Nest. Flynn Out. Kellog In! Three-Star retired United States Army Lieutenant General Michael Flynn […Read More]
